springbon-t-art:

Something tells me that they could be really good friends! ^^

Bonus:

Eating crayons 🖍️!

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

jupiter-jellies:

alphabet mafia coercion

vanana-r0tat3:

get cheesed loser

weevmo:

Dog Instincts are Ruff man -

racheldrawsthis:

Collection of Rody sketches/doodles !!!

thank you guy so much for enjoying dead plate 🐶🍔💞

tatert07s:

ALT

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linkisanenby:

epilepticsaints:

That thing you bought? No you didn’t. You rented it from us. We just didn’t tell you.

Honestly this is comparable to theft on their part. That makes pirating it back morally ok. I’m not joking.

catskullery:

larzuen:

Babiesss 🥹💙❤

I heavily hc them as childhood best friends ehhehrhd

severedegg:

oouuuurhgghghghghghghghhhhhhh i looked at the website today cause id been meaning to for a while and………….
i love them so much………………………….. so cute to me……
eddie my beloved (platonic)

lotusss518:

finally i made this

marcus0915:

I made this!!

I can just imagine how cute they would look in their little mail trucks

ohno-wallace:

you can’t look me in the eyes and tell me they didn’t say this.

calvinandhobbescomic:

drtanner:

voxiferous:

grumpsaesthetics:

grumpsaesthetics:

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.